What do the great religions say about 'shit'?
- Taoism: Shit is.
- Confuciunism: Confucius says: 'Shit is.'
- Buddhism: This shit is only an illusion.
- Zen: What is the noise of this clapping shit?
- Hinduism: This shit comes out of your previous life.
- Judaism: Why do we always get all the shit?
- Islam: If you are in shit, it is Allah's will.
- Stoicism: I don't care about shit.
- Catholocism: You are in shit because you have sinned.
- Protestanism: Give the shit to another one.
- Calvinism: If you get in shit, you don't work hard enough.
- Reformed Church: No shit on sunday.
- Christian fundamentalism: God will soon send some BIG SHIT!
- Jehovah: Let us save you from the shit.
- Osho: Only fun shit is real.
- Hippies: Shit is in yourself.
- New Age: Visiualize a shitless sitiuation.
- Rastafarians: Let us smoke this shit.
- Atheism: There is no shit.